Is Stephen Harper a closet homosexual?

With the American xtian right trying to save us from yet another gay cartoon character, under the dictatorship of James Dobson, an American religious extremist who is sticking his holy nose into the Canadian same sex marriage issue, and the strong stance that Stephen Harper has taken against same sex marriage, one has to wonder if Stephen is not harbouring some deep unfulfilled sexual urges. Now I'm not saying that Stephen is gay, there is no evidence that he has even masturbated, but looking at the pictures below of the supposedly gay Spongebob Squarepants and Stephen Harper, the resemblance is striking. Now we all know that the man, James Dobson, who was so kind to warn parents about a gay sponge, would not lie, so I'm going to let the pictures speak for itself. IS STEPHEN HARPER AND SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS GAY??? You be the judge.

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